Angelina Jolie is no stranger to stealing the spotlight at awards shows - who could forget her displays of sisterly affection at the 2000 Academy Awards? - but this time, she didn't even have to take the stage to attract attention. During the 68th Golden Globe awards, cameras caught Jolie reapplying lip gloss as Matt Damon presented Robert De Niro with the Cecil B. DeMille Award.
While some analysts believed that this action humanized Jolie ("Look! I apply makeup just like everyone else!"), we found it inappropriate. One of the world's greatest actors is getting a lifetime achievement award, but Jolie was worried that her lips weren't shiny enough (not to mention, using makeup at a dinner table anywhere is a bit gauche).
Inspired by Jolie's lip-slip, we've compiled a short list of places we're tired of seeing ladies reapply makeup.
A sporting event. Chances are if you are a die-hard fan, you wouldn't risk missing a minute of the game to make sure your eyeshadow hasn't creased. But even if you're dragged to the game by your friends and have no interest in the action on the field, there is one thing we can promise you: You know how little you care about the game? Yeah, well the other people in the arena care even less about whether or not your lipstick has faded. Let it go, sit back and just enjoy the day.
The gym. Whether you dominate the treadmill or the free weights, the only items you should be carrying around the gym with you are a bottle of water and a towel (an iPod or book is fine as well). If you must get dolled up to work out - which is weird in and of itself - opt for water-resistant products like blinc Mascara and Eyeliner. They'll last through your sweaty sessions so you won't have to reapply as your working out.
Driving. Okay this one isn't even about social decency - this is a matter of public safety! While you have every right to risk stabbing yourself in the eye with your mascara wand, applying makeup as you drive could distract you and you could end up hurting someone else on the road. Wait until you get to your destination, park the car and then feel free to take out the lipstick and go to town in your rear-view mirror.
Don't get us wrong, we understand the need for a touch-up now and then, but that's why there are restrooms with mirrors above the sinks. Next time you're out and about, just think "What Would Angelina Do?"... and then do the opposite.