It seems as though getting arrested is as trendy among celebrities as carrying around a Chihuahua in a Louis Vuitton handbag. From Paris Hilton to newly-minted divorcee Christina Aguilera, A-listers have repeatedly been put in handcuffs, fingerprinted and told to smile for the stationhouse shutterbugs.
Yes, it's a pity, but as Nick Nolte will tell you, there's nothing worse than looking horrible for your official mug shot. Sure, there may be more jailhouse images of Lindsay Lohan circulating than copies of her direct-to-DVD stink bomb Labor Pains, but in her later photos, girlfriend looked glowing for the cameras.
Nobody wants to spend a night in the slammer, but if you do unexpectedly find yourself in the backseat of a police car, here are three tips to get you looking fantastic before you say "cheese!"
1. Ask to put on the orange jumpsuit after the photoshoot. Yes, some ladies can pull off this color, but most complexions don't fare well with tangerine. If the authorities insist that you get dressed in your inmate uniform beforehand, try to cover your upper body with the chalkboard.
2. Smile pretty. Sure, you're probably not in the best of moods at this point. But sporting a frown only detracts from your natural beauty. Years from now you may be laughing about the whole experience, so do your best to make the most of the situation and give the world a glimpse of those pearly whites.
3. Powder your nose before being put in cuffs. If you know how the evening is going to go down, why not look your best? Before the officer makes their way to your vehicle, try to throw some blush on your cheeks and apply a few coats of blinc Mascara. Your quick-thinking may give your spirits a boost and allow you to look like the loveliest criminal in your cell.
Sure, there are repercussions to be had when all is said and done, but that mug shot will be out there forever. When it comes down to it, looking bad for the po-po should always be a no-no.